THE VAULT · CATALOGUE OF WORKS NOT ON VIEW

Not everything is on the wall labels.

The gallery keeps a number of small works off view — made for the curious, never announced, told to friends. This catalogue confirms they exist. Finding them remains your job, but every entry carries a clue, and leaning closer helps.

No. 01The pets parade

The collective’s dot, knocked three times, calls the whole company — band included.

TRIPLE-CLICK THE RED DOT IN THE FOOTER LETTERHEAD · SOUND ON

No. 03Hang a pet

An empty frame abhors a vacuum.

FIND A PAGE THAT ISN’T THERE, THEN CLICK THE FRAME

No. 04Please don’t touch the art

The guards are patient, but they are watching.

RAPID-CLICK ANY DRAWN ARTWORK · KEEP OFFENDING AND SEE WHO ARRIVES

No. 06The dot winks

In the field of many, one of them notices you.

WAKE AN INK DOT-FIELD WITH YOUR CURSOR, THEN CLICK A WOKEN DOT

No. 07We sign our code too

Inspectors are expected, and greeted.

OPEN THE BROWSER CONSOLE

No. 08Printed for the archive

Some lines exist only on paper.

PRINT ANY SIGNED WORK AND READ ITS LAST LINE

No. 09The counter-signature

Every agreement here is signed twice.

SIGN AND SEND THE LETTER ON THE CONTACT PAGE, THEN WATCH BESIDE YOUR NAME

No. 12The fika door

Four letters open the sweetshop.

TYPE F-I-K-A ANYWHERE · ON A PHONE, PRESS AND HOLD THE HUMAN IN THE FOOTER

No. 14Fika is on

Thursday afternoons, the shop knows what time it is.

VISIT THE CONFECTIONARY ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON

No. 15After hours

The gallery keeps visiting hours. It does not lock the door.

VISIT THE GALLERY BETWEEN 10PM AND 6AM, YOUR CLOCK

No. 16Opening night

New works get an opening, and openings get music.

PRESS THE LOBBY PLACARD WITHIN A DAY OF A NEW WORK BEING HUNG

No. 17The doorbell

Ring, and someone is on their way.

THE BELL ON THE CONTACT HERO · THE DRAWN DOOR ON OUR STORY KNOCKS TOO

No. 22Thursday stars

The confectioner reads the stars exactly once a week.

THE STAR-SIGN FIELD IN THE SWEETSHOP, ON A THURSDAY

No. 23The seasonal shelf

The small print keeps the Swedish candy calendar.

READ THE SWEETSHOP’S SMALL PRINT IN DECEMBER, AT EASTER, AT MIDSUMMER

No. 25The skull dare

Somewhere in the shop, a skull waits to be eaten.

BJÖRN’S BYLINE · CLICK WHAT YOU FIND · YOUR ANCESTORS ARE WATCHING

No. 26The impatient press

Pressing harder does not help. He will say so once.

HOLD THE NAME-MY-FLAVOR BUTTON TOO LONG

No. 28The tab misses you

The gallery stays open when you leave the room.

BACKGROUND THE TAB, THEN READ ITS TITLE

No. 29The whole collection

You cannot take it all home.

SELECT ALL — CTRL OR CMD-A — ANYWHERE OUTSIDE A FORM

No. 30The founder’s Vespa

The founder keeps her ride parked under every signature.

TRIPLE-CLICK THE RED DOT AT THE END OF ANY SIGNED WORK · SOUND ON

No. 32The style desk

The house considers exactly one question settled. Six letters.

TYPE O-X-F-O-R-D ANYWHERE

No. 33The postmark

On this letterhead, the human is the postage.

CLICK THE STAMP ON THE CONTACT LETTER

No. 34The cornerstone

Museums date their cornerstones the old way.

DOUBLE-CLICK THE YEAR IN THE COPYRIGHT LINE

No. 35The condition report

Stillness, in front of a work, is rewarded.

HOLD YOUR CURSOR PERFECTLY STILL OVER A DRAWN WORK FOR TEN SECONDS

No. 36The one-bar solo

Every band has a show-off. Yours to encourage.

CLICK A MARCHER MID-PARADE

No. 38Tigerlöv

After hours, something escapes its painting. Once a night. She does not wait.

THE GALLERY, LATE · WATCH THE FLOOR · MISS HER AND SHE’S GONE UNTIL TOMORROW

No. 54Make it rain

Provoke certain machinery enough and it produces weather. Four days a year, the forecast writes itself.

TRIPLE-CLICK THE RED DOT ON THE HUBSPOT PAGE’S RUN MARK · OR THE GALLERY ON A QUARTER’S LAST DAY · CATCH THE BUYER

No. 55The night guard’s rounds

At night, someone checks on the collection. He carries a light, and he is aware of the situation.

THE GALLERY AFTER HOURS · WAIT FOR THE ROUNDS · WATCH WHAT THE BEAM FINDS

No. 56Fresh tracks

Morning people get the evidence instead of the animal.

THE GALLERY BETWEEN 6 AND 10 IN THE MORNING · LOOK AT THE FLOOR, QUICKLY

No. 57First snow

In December, the after-hours room admits winter.

THE GALLERY, LATE, IN DECEMBER

No. 58The anthem

The band knows more than one song. One of them is rare, and the marchers know it.

RUN PARADES · ONE IN TWENTY PLAYS SLOW AND STATELY

No. 59Björn’s radio

The confectioner tolerates exactly one appliance. He did not choose the station.

THE RADIO IN THE SWEETSHOP’S SMALL PRINT · CLICK IT · CLICK IT OFF FOR HIS OPINION

No. —This page

A catalogue of hidden things is itself a hidden thing.

YOU ALREADY FOUND IT

The vault is restocked without notice. Entries appear here only after they have hung unfound for a while — some things on the walls are not in this book yet.

14 · The vault